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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask ""where am I?"" and whatever they say I runaway screaming ""Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"""

"An artilleryman says what? What? Right. What? What. He says what. What?"

"Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!"

"A man walks into a bar..... ""ouch"""

"2 blondes are checking a car ""Does the turn signal work?"" ""Yes! No. Yes! No. Yes!"""

"Why was the road in so much pain? Because it has a carpool tunnel."

"What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high? The electrician knows where the ground is."

"Signed up for Gmail and set my password as 'Mypenis' Google said it was too short. :("

"An Irishman, an Englishman and a Welshman walk into a bar... but none of them are xenophobic, so they all have a wonderful time."

"How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients? He reads lips."