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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !"
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"Disliking the social justice crowd is to hating social justice as disliking the song ""We Are the World"" is to hating starving children."
"What's the difference between Ant and Dec and lesbian sex? Nothing. They're both just a couple of cunts bouncing off each other."
"What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball? A baseball is thrown to the air."
"What do you call a stock market crash in Japan? The ""My Yen"" Apocalypse"
"ME: Um, I specifically requested Mary. BLOODY CARLA: Listen, do you want your eyes clawed out or not?"
"What do you call a marijuana robbery? A high-st"
"So my friend said to ex girlfriend ""Please dont throw me under the bus"" I replied "" Ya thats right throw her under the subway"""
"[NSFW] What do you call 2 black guys raping a white girl? A giant Oreo."
"Fuck Girls. I just wanna get laid... is redundant"