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Joke of the Day
"Why did the comedian without a tongue lose his job? All his jokes were a bit tasteless."
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"Trump just said if he's elected he'll shut down the corrugated container industry He wants to make America crate again"
"Role-Playing I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to experiment with a role playing rape fantasy. She said, ""No!"" I replied, ""That's the spirit!"""
"I'm confused. Celebrity comedians are paid millions of dollars... Yet the funniest people on the internet are janitors and stay-at-home moms."
"My toddler eats with her right hand but is ambidextrous when it comes to total destruction."
"A farmer walks past a tombstone that says: Here lies a lawyer, an honest man, a man of integrity. The peasant crosses himself and says scared: ""Blessed Virgin, three men buried in the same grave!"""
"People tell me filling animals with helium is bad.. But i say whatever floats your goat."
"Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side."
"When/why do feminists hate cannibals? When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading."
"Dear Kanye West, Take the diaper off your daughter and put it around your face. A lot of crap has been coming from it lately"