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Joke of the Day

"I spent 10 minutes comparing minivans with another dad in case you wondered what it's like to be dead inside."

"Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush? Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week..."

"Ask me if I'm a tree. ""Ok, are you a tree?"" No"

"Why is Justing Bieber like a shotgun? Give him a cock and he will blow!"

"Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !"

"A simple guide on how politics works Fuck you"

"A redhead tells her blonde step-sister that she slept with a Brazilian... ...and she replies with ""Omg! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"Why didn't Trump drown? Because shit floats."

"As founder and CEO of YOLO Guaranteed, my first product launch will be fishnet parachutes."

"If everyone was like you the human race would lose faith in the world."