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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that if everyone in the U.S. donated just one pint of blood, we could pour it over the Statue of Liberty and be hella cool?"

"Awkward If you think buying condoms is awkward, you should try returning them."

"Two nuns are having a bath one turns to the other and asks ""Where's the soap?"" ""Yes, it does."" she replies."

"Break ups are the worst in China You see her face everywhere"

"I still don't understand how finishing my food is going to save a starving child in Africa."

"LGBT Girl Scout Leader Arrested She was thrown in jail for eating Brownies."

"That awkward moment when u lock binoculars with your neighbor."

"Why do chicken coups have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan."

"Do you know why ladies call my penis a flight stick? Because it makes them sore."

"Aside from dying withing the same week what else did Steve Irwin and Peter Brock have in common? Their last moments were spent in wild fishtails."