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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a weird Russian? Off-Putin."
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"My girlfriend asked if I wanted to fast today and I thought she said fist. As a result, she was not amused and she may be pressing charges."
"Sketch Artist: describe the man who attacked you Me: he had dark hair- Sketch Artist: one sec the Peanuts Character Creator is still loading"
"What's a mexicans favorite game? Cross country."
"What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song? Omaha"
"Received a call from a recruitment consultant. She said to me: ""Sir I have two openings for you...!"" I replied : Yes. I know There was a long silence and then she said..... bastard"
"I got probed by an alien last night Its true what they say, Mexicans do work good with their hands"
"I was gonna make a pun... But the stress of making them is unbearable."
"What did the male computer say to the female computer? He said: ""Ay gurl, I'd like to put my twisted-pair cable into your RJ45 jack so I can fill you up with my sweet, sweet data frames""."
"I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, ""Oi, what's your disability?"" I said, ""Tourettes! Now fuck off!"""