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Joke of the Day

"Trump was recently asked his opinion on Roe vs. Wade... He thought it was two different ways to get across the Potomac."

"How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!"

"I think my doctor is trying to come on to me... He said I had a cute angina."

"""Is this the burn ward?"" ""Yes can I help you?"" ""You need to admit my mom, I told her that her casserole was ass-erole."" ""Stop calling here."""

"dumbledore: our enchanted ceiling shows us wat the sky outside looks like mcgonagall: so...a magic glass ceiling dumbledore: [starts sweating]"

"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam."

"Hey do you mind if I play your street fighter game? SHORYUKEN!"

"If you were a browser, you'd be called FireFoxy."

"Reasons I work out. 1) I don't wanna be bit by a vampire and spend eternity out of shape and double chinned. 2) I guess to be healthy"

"What do you call an agreement between forests? A treety"