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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a man uses a Confederate flag as a blanket? A white power nap."

"If I ever have a son... I'm going to name him Bashun. And whenever our butler is unable to find him in the house he'll call out at the top of his voice, ""Master Bashun! Master Bashun where are you?"""

"Why can't Albert Einstein drive? Because he never learned."

"*wife sees me crying* Her: What's going on? Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet? They think I'm pee!"

"Dear ugly people, You're welcome. Sincerely, Alcohol"

"How do black people get tans at the beach? They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool."

"What do you call a tv show about female puberty? A Breasted Development"

"Laughter is the best medicine. Depression is the best food. Happiness is the best animal. I don't know since we're clearly making stuff up."

"I told my dentist to make my teeth whiter.. so he named them Logan and moved them to a gated community."