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Joke of the Day

"*wife sees me crying* Her: What's going on? Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet? They think I'm pee!"

"Why did the seamen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"What color was the Dallas shooters eyes? Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way."

"What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman? Pls help."

"We're out of duct tape, craft glue, and frozen orange juice because I made a sandwich while I was drunk last night."

"What do you call coffee made from coal? Tarbucks."

"What do you call two Mexicans fighting one another Juan on Juan"

"Condescending Joke You"

"What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist? The vest actually does something when it's triggered."

"What is the friend zone? It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend."