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Joke of the Day

"I told my dentist to make my teeth whiter.. so he named them Logan and moved them to a gated community."

"I want to believe in hope as much as someone who thinks that somebody might buy their old used shoes on Craigslist for $20."

"If a man is alone in the forest and nobody is around to hear him, Is he still wrong?"

"Why didn't willy wonka choose violet to take over the factory? Because that would require a woman to break the glass ceiling."

"What do you say to a Female comedian who has just had a miscarriage? ""You should work on your delivery""."

"The American flag Red with blood Blue with tears White with privilege"

"What does a girl have in common with a camel? They both have a camel toe."

"What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater? This is the most violent thing I've ever read."

"To this day, no song pumps me up as much as the theme from 'Bill Nye the Science Guy.'"

"I just witnessed a co worker eat a cupcake with no frosting. What kind of devil worshiping nonsense is this?"