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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear the rumor about the butter? I don't know if I should spread it."
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"I wanna make a toast, to all of you. But i have no bread."
"Told her I'd rather eat laundry than fold it and now I'm having boxers for breakfast."
"You know you just can't tell Penguin jokes. They just don't fly"
"Am I the only one that tests ""forever"" postage stamps by smothering them with a pillow?"
"Did you see the preview for the movie about premature ejaculation? It's coming soon."
"How do you catch a WiFi? With an ethernet!"
"How does one find out the sensitivity of a gentleman's balls? Test tickles"
"""United Airlines? More like DIVIDED Airlines"" he said as thunderous applause erupted in the terminal, wild cheers & all the old folks crying"
"Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? Because they part for every little shit."