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Joke of the Day

"How does one find out the sensitivity of a gentleman's balls? Test tickles"

"*Rolls window down* Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: is it because I'm literally running down the street pretending to be a car?"

"The only time my girl friend will ever scream ""DEEPER, DEEPER""... ...is when they are lowering my casket into the ground!"

"What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench? A basketball team."

"""Oh yeah"" - me, remembering Iowa exists."

"What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian? The canoe tips."

"*Full parking lot* Me: IF THERE IS A GOD, FIND ME A SPOT AND I WILL BECOME RELIGIOUS! *spot opens up* Me: NEVER MIND, I FOUND ONE!"

"Yo mama is so Black that she went to the funeral naked!"

"One thing that all us white guys from the suburbs can agree on is if a black guy has a British accent, we're 85% less scared of him"

"What do dissecting a frog and explaining a joke on Reddit have in common? Both are shitty novelties."