165688
Joke of the Day
"How does one find out the sensitivity of a gentleman's balls? Test tickles"
Next Joke
"Wife: Whatya doin? Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber? M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST?"
"Why is Jabba so fat? Because he goes to Pizza Hutt a lot. Edit: Best flair 2016"
"Eventually Adobe is going to release a software application that does nothing but update itself."
"I've started wearing a stethoscope around my neck... So, if there's a medical emergency I get to teach people a valuable lesson about making assumptions based on someone's appearance."
"What do you call a Black Man flying a Plane? The Pilot you racist fuck."
"Cologne companies have no clue what really attracts women. If they did, every bottle would smell like doughnuts."
"Why did the semen cross the road? because I put the wrong sock on this morning... :("
"If you jingle my bells, I will promise you a white Christmas."
"What runs faster? Hot or cold? Hot because everyone can catch a cold!"