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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to know the meaning of earthenware, so I opened the dictionary at the EA section. Unfortunately, I needed to pay micro-transactions to access it."

"What's the difference between a high and drunk driver? The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green."

"I love the F5 key. It s just so refreshing."

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts"

"The only honorable thing I've ever done in my life is this girl named Judy. Although, I'm starting to have doubts she was a real judge."

"A Mormon walks into a bar."

"Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!"

"Someone asked me if I wanted to watch Richard the third. I Said 'I haven't the seen the first 2'"

"You know what I hate about some of the jokes submitted to this sub? When people repeat the title in the description."

"How do you spell women backwards? Kitchen"