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Joke of the Day
"Pao sucks. Don't mind me, I'm just jumping on the hate wagon."
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"An Irishman walks out of a bar... ...could happen."
"""You should only have to tell them once"" - People with no children"
"yeah, we r a non-traditional family. instead of naming our dog, we let him name us. I'm Woof, this is my husband Woof, & these r Woof & Woof"
"What was Anne Frank's middle name? Ashley"
"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff."
"If anyone knows how to increase the size of my penis or where I can buy cheap viagra or a rolex watch, please email me every day about it"
"Why did the Smackhead kick the habit? He didn't like nuns."
"What's the definition of mixed emotions? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car."
"what do you call a sad ditch? a depression."