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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a sad ditch? a depression."
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"My wife complained the other day, ""Why did God give women periods with cramp pains and men nothing?"" I laughed and said, ""Don't be silly honey, he gave us women."""
"Why did the Jamaican go to Syria? To get stoned"
"Daughter steals my iPad so I left Google open on ""too many kids"" & ""making it look accidental."" Found my iPad but haven't seen her all day."
"Steven Gerrard has had the worst ending for a Captain Since the Titanic!"
"dorothy: WET TSHIRT CONTEST! wicked witch: NOOOOOOOOO! tin man: worst spring break ever."
"Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan."
"#Confession: Sometimes I start random lines in a public setting just to see how many people I can get to stand behind me."
"Reddit deals with annoying whiners with shadowban, but what about Iran? Taliban"
"""Take Your Child to Work Day"" must be awkward at the dildo factory."