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"What was Anne Frank's middle name? Ashley"
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"Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone."
"So an atheist pastor, vegan butcher, and the presidential candidate Donald Trump walk into a bar..."
"Sorry for nicking your car w/my door, but you didn't leave much room. It's small, but I circled it with my key so you could find it."
"I missed a period in that last tweet. I hope I'm not pregnant."
"Do I have friends? Are we allowed to count the enemies of my enemies? Then yes, I have a bunch of friends."
"if anyone has reason for these two not to wed, speak now or forever hold y- [brides dad stands up] ""SHE BRUSHES HER TEETH WITH HOT WATER"""
"A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash. The bartender says, ""we don't serve robots."" The robot replies, ""oh, but some day you will."""
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""... What's the opposite of progress?"
"My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records until the librarian told me to take it out."