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Joke of the Day
"What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."
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"Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months"
"What's the difference between a white woman and a tampon? They're both stuck up cunts."
"The speed at which you walk into the liquor store says a lot about you as a person."
"What's the similarity between being in the mob and... eating pussy? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit"
"My son just complained about how far the guy in his video game has to walk. We take our lazy seriously around here."
"What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters? TIE tanium"
"Monsters, Inc. 3: It's harder to make kids laugh The Internet has made them jaded The monster need help They teach the kids to smoke pot"
"(Q)....... What do fat women & mopeds have in common? (A)........ They're both fun to ride until your friends find out."
"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women."