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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff."
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"Just saw an advance screening of Age of Ultron. Spoiler alert: he's 47"
"My wife threw a doughnut at my head. Now I have a glazy eye."
"What are the worst three words you could hear when you're in the middle of some passionate love making? ""Honey, I'm home!"""
"Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No you should eat your fingers separately!"
"What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time? I'm Thor"
"I'm trying to invent a belt made of clocks But my friends keep telling me it's a waist of time"
"Women are weird. Hundreds of people can tell them they're beautiful but they'll obsess over the one person that doesn't."
"And then Satan whispered, hey let's put the alphabet in math"
"Pessimist had not sex for a long time Optimist had sex but long ago"