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Joke of the Day
"Why is a gun better than a woman? You can buy a silencer for a gun"
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"An ultralow frequency sine wave radiates into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, why the long phase?"""
"What did the chicken do when it crossed the road Got to the other side"
"Gabe Newell should be the World President He will prevent World War 3."
"*destroys head of lettuce* *becomes new ruler of all lettuces*"
"(Writing in food journal) me: for lunch I had sa......... trainer: (interrupting) salad. awesome. me: sake."
"A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip."
"Hollywood hasn't remade Spiderman in a couple weeks. I hope they're okay."
"I stepped on the scale today. Not to get my weight. I just couldn't reach the cookies in the cupboard."
"New machine at the gym. They installed a new machine at my gym today, I managed to do 2 hours on it. They do all sorts. Snickers, Kit-kats, Mars bars, you name it..."