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Joke of the Day
"Hollywood hasn't remade Spiderman in a couple weeks. I hope they're okay."
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"How does Jack Frost get to work? By icicles"
"What did the two narwhals say at midnight? Nothing, they just baconed."
"what do we want LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES when do we want them NNNNEEOOOW"
"A Priest and a Rabbi were walking down the street... when they passed a little boy. The priest leans toward the rabbi and says, ""Lets's fuck him!"" The rabbi asks, ""Out of what?"""
"If you like airborne fecal matter you'll love being alive on earth"
"My ex-wife is like a tornado First she blows, then she sucks, then she took my house and dog."
"How do you make an archaeologist blush? Show him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from."
"Have you ever seen the movie ""constipation?"" No? Well that's because it hasn't come out yet."
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there. He said he couldn't complain."