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Joke of the Day

"An ultralow frequency sine wave radiates into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, why the long phase?"""

"how do you know when you are in love? When she taps you on the ass and says ""Its in *Love*"" **Taxi**"

"If you make $200 an hour you can't complain that your employer is fucking you Because $200 an hour is a very reasonable rate for getting fucked."

"Mules... are SO half-assed."

"Donald Trump wants to ban selling pre-shredded cheese... ...he says it will make America grate again."

"""Dave just showed up"" Dave the fireman or Dave who always uses inappropriate abbreviations? *Dave barges in* HEY GUYS I'M DTF ""Yeah I dunno"""

"Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !"

"I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at Capri Sun."

"Why is there very little honey in Belgium? Because there is only one B in Belgium"

"Black children never know the joy of finding their name in a personalized keychain display."