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Joke of the Day
"Gabe Newell should be the World President He will prevent World War 3."
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"[Cringe Alert] Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ? They only wear Trunks."
"I love watching the wife sleep. Not so much the husband."
"This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend ""Is it true that if you pull your finger out I'll sink?"""
"Why did Elon Musk's wife leave him? she asked for sex and got S3X instead."
"I wonder why so many of us don't read our own emails and texts closely... ...until AFTER we have hat the 'send' button."
"Need the most offensive team name possible for beer Olympics team. I believe in you Internet"
"How does a candy bar laugh? It snickers"
"I want a girlfriend with OCD, that way whenever I want to go home I can just say ""Are you sure you checked the stove before we left?"""
"Do not break eye contact with your waitress as you put the spaghetti in your wallet."