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Joke of the Day

"What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire? A scarfish"

"If you're ever wondering what I'm thinking, there's about a 96% chance I'm thinking about what & when I'm going to eat next."

"Divorces are like gangbangs... Everyone is trying to fuck you and nobody cares if you're in pain."

"I think that an XBox is the closest thing to a ""box"" that most gamers have ever seen. Clever branding Microsoft."

"What is the difference between an elevator and black people? And elevator can raise kids"

"A kleptomaniac in a bakery really takes the cake"

"So I accidentally called my teacher 'mommy' yesterday... Now she knows exactly what kind of porn I'm into."

"KIM JONG-UN: I'm banning sarcasm ME: well that's just great K: what? M: I reeeally hate sarcasm K: seize him...I think"

"old man gets a call from his wife wife: ""stay off the highway. I'm watching the news and there's a maniac driving into oncoming traffic!"" old man: ""it's worse than you think! I see hundreds of them!"""

"What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation? He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye."