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Joke of the Day
"My walk of shame is when i'm going home from an Adam Sandler movie."
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"50 Shades He slowly but firmly grabs my throat. I try to say goodbye and I choke. I try to walk away and I stumble...' - 50 Shades of Macy Gray."
"my mom thinks im the only one that uses the internet this late... but little does she know, all of you exist"
"*puts baby powder in a crib* *adds water*"
"I like my women like i like my coffee... Silent."
"what colour are Marios overalls? denim denim denim"
"I would like to tell you about how I beat the Elite Four's Pokemon using only Luvdisc... But just a disclaimer, that battle is not for the faint of heart."
"I'm gonna buy some cheese and put it behind glass with a sign that reads ""In queso emergency, break glass"""
"I think my girlfriend might have an eating disorder I threw her onto the bed last night and my dog jumped up to retrieve her"
"OK, Gravity wasn't very realistic. First of all, and I checked this, Sandra Bullock -- not an astronaut"