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Joke of the Day

"A magician walks into a gay bar and disappears with a poof."

"Somewhere a village is missing its idiot. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I can't remember where I live."

"How many babies does it take to paint a house? None. The minimum age for physical labour in most places is 13-15 and babies would not be allowed to use the paint"

"what am i doing with [borat voice] my liiiiiiiiiife"

"What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale? A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding."

"This popped into my head when I was half asleep. Figured I'd share. What does a Sparkle magazine model call her g-spot? Her glitterus"

"What do you call a deer with a missing eye? I have no fucking eye deer."

"Today I discovered my brother and I are both audiophiles... He came as soon as he heard."

"What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall? Bang! (!)"

"If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee"