117030

Joke of the Day

"What has two legs and bleeds? Half a cat....."

"What does a bucket of KFC and a whore have in common? After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in."

"Ever read the book ""A Race To The Bathroom""? by Willie Makeit and Betty Wont."

"A joke about Serenity [Spoilers] How do Reavers clean their spears? They put them through the Wash. Sorry."

"[job interview] What are your strengths? Me: inventing special occasions. Is that even a *I interrupt him with a happy cereal day song*"

"Ian: ""I'd like to report my guide dog missing."" Cop: ""Right. When did you last see him?"" Ian: ""I've never seen him."""

"What do you call a hispanic gas? Cabron Dioxide!"

"I want someone to look at me the way I look at the waiter when he brings my meal."

"Well, the rock star decided to settle down and become a fisherman His new slogan is, ""Come down to Bon Jovi's Anchovies!"""

"Why did the polynomial tree fall over? It didn't have any real roots"