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Joke of the Day

"What does a bucket of KFC and a whore have in common? After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in."

"Masturbation Causes Blindness So one day, my Dad sits me down and tells me ""Son, masturbation is bad and will cause you to go blind. "" I had to tell him I was on the other side of the room."

"I told my blond friend, that they have higher risk of cancer. The next day she colored her hair black. courtesy: Choke by Chuck palahniuk"

"If you enjoy being the 10,000th person to put your thumb into a hole, then bowling is for you."

"Drug sniffing dogs are wrong 80 percent of the time. You would be too if you were sniffing drugs all day."

"Bill Clinton is so exited about the possibility of being in the White house again, He too has started wearing a hat on the campaign trail. It says : Make America fellate again."

""" Wife: there is a man at the door with a mustache. Husband: tell him i've already got one. """

"Hear about the Jewish Game show? The Price is too high!"

"Early bird gets the worm 2nd mouse gets the cheese 3rd cow gets the grass All cows get to eat grass tho, theres not really a low supply."

"Blood oranges at the farmer's market. What am I, The Lord of War? Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else."