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Joke of the Day
"I sing like an amputee I can't hold a note. I can't carry a tune."
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"A slang word for player is playa. Playa means beach. Beach sounds like bitch. Bitch ends like sandwich. Now I'm hungry and confused."
"A kid asks his Dad to show him a magic trick... Dad says, ""Sure"" then he disappears and never returned."