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Joke of the Day
"Scientist found out... once shown the exit."
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"What's Hitler's favorite game? Meincraft"
"I wish babies could have babies. Adorable minibabies."
"My grandma still doesn't need glasses... My grandma is over 80 years old and still doesn't need glasses. She drinks straight from the bottle."
"Why do blind people not skydive? Scares the living shit outa their dogs!"
"Did you know they buried Steve Jobs in an orchard? Yep. He's still pushing apples."
"I just found that there's such a thing as a cheese shop and now I'm changing my vacation plans."
"A gentleman goes into a doctor's office... ...and says, ""Doctor, Doctor, I keep forgetting things!"" The doctor responds, ""When did this start?"" and the gentleman replies, ""When did what start?"""
"Whenever it gets super cold outside, my penis exchanges its erection with my nipples."
"Its probably time to clean the microwave when you heat coffee and it comes out smelling like a burrito."