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Joke of the Day
"DIVORCED BARBIE Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie? A: All of Ken's stuff."
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"Loan shark: If you're late my guys will ... Me: Tell my gf my phone password? LS: Break every bone in your body M: Oh. Yeah that's fine"
"*wins oscar I'd like to thank my legs,for always supporting me;my arms,who are always by my side& also my fingers,I can always count on them"
"What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?"
"An often overlooked, important skill in dealing with bullies is learning to kick their asses"
"Today I learned that pouring water on someone who is sleeping under an electric blanket won't electrocute them. It will only make them angry"
"Clowns terrorizing the streets. A real life billionaire villain running for president. We need Batman more than ever."
"""Hey, where's the beach?"" ""Down by the ocean!"" -Dr. Demento, presumably."
"My wife said she for Lent she was giving up eating meat. I thought she did that after the wedding vows."
"What do you call an employee at a sperm bank? A nutjob"