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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between the Foo Fighters and Nickleback? Nickleback sucks."
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"It's bikini season, so you're allowed to shoot bikinis as long as you have a permit."
"The best thing about going on a first date to the petting zoo is that if she doesn't put out there are still plenty of options."
"I think my blind girlfriend just broke up with me She said she wanted to see other people."
"Germany 7 - 1 Brazil"
"How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !"
"In successful relationships, no one wears the pants."
"Jimmy has 36 candy bars, and he eats 28. What does Jimmy have? Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes."
"Don't let herpes become yourpes."
"If you could choose between having a light saber or saving a child..... Which color light saber would you choose?"