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Joke of the Day
"Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster."
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"Me as the astronaut in that Martian movie: ""Day 1 I have enough food to last 459 days"" ""Day 2 I now have enough food to last 170 days"""
"What's a pirate's favorite rapper? Kendrick Lamarrghhhh"
"Funny how they say we need to talk when they really mean you need to listen."
"I got up early to watch the sunrise And then it dawned on me."
"The pessimist says the glass is half empty. The optimist says the glass is half full. The reposter says the glass is half full"
"How do you tell if someone is a metalhead, pot-smoker or pro-gay? They never shut up about it! :D"
"what's the difference between oral and anal sex? Good oral can make your whole day, good anal makes your hole weak."
"Worried that Adele's next album might be delayed if she discovers Pinterest."
"I'm not afraid of the Bermuda triangle or any triangle really. Even played at its most aggressive it's just not a threatening instrument."