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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me pissing during sex prevents pregnancy... She was right! She isn't pregnant, just pissed and wet!"

"This outfit is called Running Into Someone I Know Would Be The Ultimate Worst Thing That Could Happen"

"A psychic midget broke out of prison The official police report warned of a small medium at large."

"How did the prostitute get promoted? She slept her way to the top!"

"I was researching the Jackson family tree. I got back as far as the civil war and then I hit a stone wall."

"Black Car I want a black car with a bumper sticker that says ""I'm not racist, my car is black."""

"In a survey of American women when asked ""Would you sleep with President Clinton?"" 86% replied ""Not again"""

"Heat or cold Which one travels faster, heat or cold? Heat, because you can catch a cold."

"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in!"

"Reading two books simultaneously is educational. I just learned that Cardinal Richelieu huffed and puffed and blew the 3 little musketeers."