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Joke of the Day
"Heat or cold Which one travels faster, heat or cold? Heat, because you can catch a cold."
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"Answering all the 'how r u' DM's with 'I got my period' is going surprising well"
"eating ice cream after working out so my body knows who's in charge"
"What do you call a grumpy girl's desk? A periodic table."
"Thou shalt not commit adulthood"
"Did you hear about the Christmas Party in San Bernadino? It was wild. A Muslim couple showed up and put 14 presents six feet under the Christmas Tree."
"when I kiss a guy who has a mustache I'll close my eyes and pretend he's either Mario or Luigi, depending on his height"
"What happens when a Chinese man with a boner runs into a wall? He breaks his nose."
"There's two things I hate in this world 1) People who can't count"
"Who's your friend?"