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Joke of the Day

"In a survey of American women when asked ""Would you sleep with President Clinton?"" 86% replied ""Not again"""

"Why is the grass in Anfield Stadium so green? They are constantly putting millions of pounds of crap on it."

"FRIEND: get our wedding invitation? ME: i did, somebody hand wrote 'do not bring pan flute' F: yea i really wanted to make sure you saw that"

"VOTERS: we want to give a boat a ridiculous name UK: no VOTERS: we want to break up the EU and trash the world economy UK: fine"

"What's the difference between babies and boomerangs? If you throw a boomerang correctly, it will come back..."

"What kind of bees make milk? BOOBIES!!!"

"What do you call a tick on the moon? A lunatic."

"What does a cat say when he likes something? It's purrrfect."

"What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad? I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake."

"What's a thoughtful person's favourite dip? Hmmmus."