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Joke of the Day

"I was researching the Jackson family tree. I got back as far as the civil war and then I hit a stone wall."

"It was Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve! - someone who believes in talking snakes"

"I think I'm failing my marine biology class My grade is below C level."

"I finally went to a therapist... ...and all that pervert did was ask me what I thought of a bunch of dirty pictures some guy named Rorschach painted."

"Mathematicians have found a new, advanced strand of Ebola... called Hyper-bola I'm sorry :("

"What do fables and STDs have in common? Both can be passed on orally!"

"My father once told me, ""Son, you're not an African't American, You're an African American't."" Just kidding. I'm black. I don't have a father."

"What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Deer nuts are under a buck."

"That escalated quickly - Me to 4 unamused strangers on the Mall escalator."

"Any salad can be a Caesar salad. You just need to stab it enough times."