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Joke of the Day
"A Limbo Champion Walks Into a Bar. He loses his title."
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"Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza."
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"[pizza delivery] Girl: Is there an other way I can pay you? *bites lip* uh HELL YEAH! *pulls out phone* see that RT button?"
"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb Juan."
"Where do people with ADHD go? To concentration camps."
"Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you."
"Have you heard about the new male contraceptive pill? You put it in your shoe, and it makes you limp."
"My bank called me for suspicious activity on my account & I was like ""no, I went out last night"""
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