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Joke of the Day

"It's 'before' not 'B4'... We don't speak Bingo here..."

"""You have 15 seconds to convince me of why I should call you back. Good luck."" - my voicemail message"

"RIP to my hair dryer. It was the only thing to blow me for the last 10 years and never complain."

"Skinny = anorexic , thick = obese , virgin = too good , non-virgin = slut , friendly = fake , quiet = rude. You can never please society"

"Why did they name golf golf? Because fuck was already taken."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown One says to the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"Where can you find an asexual person? You can't. They ain't fuckin' anywhere."

"What happens if you built communism in Sahara Answer: shortages of sand"

"I was going to do a Liam Neeson joke, but I feel like the best ones have already been taken."

"Falling in love makes you do stupid things. Once I even got married."