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Joke of the Day

"Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza."

"What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes? A flip-flop."

"Who's this Rorschach dude? And why is he so good at drawing pictures of my mom beating me?"

"I'd tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long."

"Pete and Repeat were on a boat in the middle of a lake. Pete fell off. Who's left?"

"Knock Knock. Who's there? *Doctor* Doctor who? *Actually, it's just ""the doctor"".*"

"I sent a new girl I'm seeing a picture of my buddy Richard in the middle of the night She didn't appreciate an unsolicited Dick pic..."

"Socialism Q. Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists? A. because he wanted to help untie the human race."

"What did the broke zombie amusement park say to the wealthy vampire golf course? I just need to get fundead."

"What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo? A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe."