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Joke of the Day

"Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and sex education on the same day in the Middle East? They don't want to wear out the camel."

"Why did the cow go to the psychologist? She had a fodder complex."

"What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb? The crew."

"The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range."

"If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my biggest concern would be how much my airport parking bill would be."

"Why don't little girls stay out late? Because Jared likes to eat fresh"

"Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back."

"Daughter comes home with shirt inside out. Me: Why is your shirt on wrong? Daughter: I think you old people call it: ""second base"""

"*checking out of Hotel California* You can check-out any time you like ""Okay yes, now"" But you can never leave! ""Ugh where's your manager"""

"[NSFW] Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess snails make?"