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Joke of the Day

"Trump is single-handedly bringing down America. Actually, I take it back. With hands that small, he'd have to use them both."

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"What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toy-Yoda"
"Caterpillars: Neither cats NOR pillars."
"Why did the console cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."
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