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"What is a shoe made out of a Banana called? a slipper! I've been telling this corny ass joke around campus and everyone seems to like it haha."
"Two peanuts walks into a bar... ...and one was a salted."
"Breaking Science News: LHCb confirms existence of exotic hardons."
"I call my kettle Jim Carey, because it brews-all-my-tea."
"""That's what she said"" jokes will always be funny, but... I've only heard a couple of attempts at ""That's what he said"" jokes. Let's see what you got."
"I once dated a girl with twelve nipples Sounds weird, dozentit?"
"62% of swimmers say they pee in the ocean....... now you know why SpongeBob is yellow."
"Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T."
"What goes ""Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech""? A blonde at a flashing red light."