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Joke of the Day

"What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare? A monster coming out of the closet"

"Why did the man on a lake full of docks build another one He felt the peir pressure"

"redneck joke How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw"

"How did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field."

"People keep telling me that they are annoyed by all my Linkin Park references... but in the end, it doesn't even matter..."

"What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can't tuna fish!"

"My facial hair is Italian and native American It's Apache"

"what do you call an optimistic 0? A cheery-o!"

"They told me to stay positive.. I told them I have HIV."

"When taking your dog to the vet it's very important to remember to put your dog in the car."