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Joke of the Day
"What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare? A monster coming out of the closet"
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"What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain? It ran to the unstable."
"Some apples don't fall far from the tree, BUT other apples catch a good roll and keep rolling...and rolling...and rolling.."
"The Long Walk Home by Miss D. Buss"
"What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump? One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck."
"(On phone) Him: I just ran a marathon in under four? Me: (eating) months or years?"
"The spider I just killed with a napkin isn't in the napkin, and now I'm in a circle of salt reciting incantations."
"The other day the lifeguard told me to stop peeing in the pool... I got such a fright I nearly fell in."
"Power surge at the A/C factory... Fans shocked."
"It's all fun and games until Canada is in charge of the fun and games."