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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris can clear 5 lines at once in tetris."
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"I love how Prince Charming is so dumb he doesn't recognize Cinderella without her shoe."
"What do you call a really, really quiet piece of meat? A shh-kebab. --- I love you too, fellas."
"[first date] Her: I love your scent, what is it? Me: desperation."
"Why didn't the schizo cross the road He was in two minds about it."
"What does an engineer use for birth control? Their personality."
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"I was going to tell a gay joke. Butt fuck it!"
"I'm about two tissues away from shoving a tampon up my nose."