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Joke of the Day

"I was going to tell a gay joke. Butt fuck it!"

"If you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, because if you play it forwards, it installs Windows"

"When Dracula went to the blood bank, he said: ""Do you deliver?"""

"I love jokes about video games. They work on so many levels."

"How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate? He claimed 47% of America as dependents."

"German engineering isn't that good... ...showers in the camps didn't even work!"

"An eskimo pulls up to an intersection... with a flat tire. A Welsh guy pulls up next to him and says: ""Hey, I think you've blown a seal!"" To which the eskimo replies: ""So what? You shag sheep."""

"A man got a vasectomy without telling his wife. When she found out she said ""ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"" ""Yes, I'm not kidding you."" he said."

"A Swedish bartender is found to be the spitting image of Leonardo DiCaprio As it turns out, they have the same amount of Oscars, too."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants.. One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."