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Joke of the Day

"I'm about two tissues away from shoving a tampon up my nose."

"Why wasn't Vladimir late? He was Russian."

"Why do Communists only drink coffee? Because proper tea is theft."

"Adobe update is ready to install *gazes longingly into the distance*, but I don't think I am."

"NSFW - Want to hear a dirty Joke? The white horse rolled in the mud. Hiyo. Try the salisbury steak I'll be here all week. (I know its an old one, but it always made me laugh)"

"Did you hear about the restroom for pencils? It's for #2 only."

"Oh great! Now my phone is calling me a low life. Oh wait it's low battery life sorry that was my self esteem reading it wrong"

"Do you like whales? Cause I thought we could ""Humpback"" at my place."

"Got my son to paint our fence by telling him it was his first karate class."

"What do you call a math teacher in an anime? Sin Pi"