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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a flannel cat? A Plaid-A-Pus"
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"Your selfie would be way better if you weren't in it."
"Pickle bread How do you make pickle bread? You use dill dough."
"Dicks are like bullets Small calibers don't penetrate shit, and the exploding ones really fuck you up."
"Sorry I was late. I got stuck in internet traffic."
"When is the best time to have diarrhea? During scrabble. Because it's worth a shitload of points. - Zach Galifianakis"
"Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune? She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement."
"Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches? Because they were only a quideach"
"This guy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar.... I said, ""Is that a fret?"""
"HELP I had a nightmare that I spent endless hours online seeking approval from complete strangers"