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Joke of the Day

"HELP I had a nightmare that I spent endless hours online seeking approval from complete strangers"

"Hopefully ""researching tweets"" will hold up in a court of law when the prosecution presents my google search history as evidence."

"Cowboys are in the playoffs and gas is under $2 Is this the 90's?"

"Why aren't there any Jewish gangsters? Because they don't ""come from the hood"""

"What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there? Arrrh, it's driving me nuts"

"There are only 10 types of persons in the world Those who don't know binary, those who know and those who did not know that this joke is base 3."

"I hate those p*nis enhancement emails. I got 10 today. What really hurt my feelings was 8 of them were from my girlfriend."

"What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons? Everything"

"What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry? Usain Balti"

"Why do skeletons have so many kids? Because all they can do is bone."