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Joke of the Day
"This guy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar.... I said, ""Is that a fret?"""
Next Joke
"You've never been truly drunk until you've had to use a bar-stool as a walker to get home."
"I have never in my life tried to pronounce an L so hard than when asking my dad for the ""caulk"""
"A blonde is driving in her car and turns on the radio.. It says that two Brazilian men were killed. She stats crying and says, ""How many is a brazilian?"""
"They tell you to wear layers on a day like this, but I always end up uncomfortably warm in this suit of lasagna."
"I'm not saying farts smell good or anything, but I have found a few to be ""delightfully disgusting ""."
"Since I installed adblock, my popularity with hot girls in my area has plummeted"
"The monkey at the zoo ruined my new shirt. I should have seen it coming."
"How do you get your partner to give you head? Put them in a guillotine."
"what type of music does a balloon hate? Pop music"