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Joke of the Day

"My friend asked me ""what's worse, ignorance or apathy?"" I replied, ""I don't know and I don't care""."

"Who did they cast as the Hulk""s dog? Bark Roofalo"

"I knew this guy who would ask men at church, ""is your tie made out of bird cloth?"" <blank stare> ""It's cheep, cheep, cheep."""

"What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal? Check, mate."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Big tits"

"It's that time of year to find out what your friends with pools have been up to since last year."

"Did you hear about the guy who got herpes in his eyebrows? He was looking for love in all the wrong places."

"""All the single ladies... All the single ladies... All the single ladies..."" - list of girls who wouldn't talk to me in high school"

"You call it reckless driving, I call it searching for my lighter."

"Drinking causes memory loss. And then, drinking causes memory loss."